I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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