I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You took a bar mat shot.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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