What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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