we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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