I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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