just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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