Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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