Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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