her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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