So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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