I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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