On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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