this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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