This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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