is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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