either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
True college students do jello shots in the library
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