I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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