how can u be prego again
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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