kristin has been a bad kristin
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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