she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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