Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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