It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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