For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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