Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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