It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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