is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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