Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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