I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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