Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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