By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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