Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
When are your genitals available?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
