i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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