Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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