Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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