just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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