If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
