For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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