she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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