I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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