I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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