I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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