i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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