Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize