Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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