Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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