Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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