Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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