I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
too bad you live with your parents still
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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