He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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