I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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