4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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