"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he shaved USA in his pubs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
where are you?
Hypothermia
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
