just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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