I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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