i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If I die, sorry about rent.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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