I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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