TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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